skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

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ciggers:

i don’t understand how people get so attractive like wtf take a break it’s annoying 

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masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

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evilfeminist:

 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men

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niick4:

Running seems like a great idea until you actually start running

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